Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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