All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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