when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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