She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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