Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Randomize