Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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