What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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