Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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