he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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