The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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