so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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It's never too late to be topless.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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