If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
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I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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