I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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