worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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