Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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