I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize