is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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