so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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