loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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