I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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