So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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