hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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