She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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