I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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