Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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