just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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