My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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