I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i need to put some appletini on your dick
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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