if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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