Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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