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It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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