I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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