Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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