it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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