idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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