weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he was CRYING into my vagina
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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