2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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