The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.