operation have a gay friend backfired
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.