There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.