This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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