she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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