WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
handjob tips. give me some.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
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And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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