Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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