Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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