You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just want nice things and good sex
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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