At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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