playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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