sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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