I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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