More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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