Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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