Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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