Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we're making bets on your personal life
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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