i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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