I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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