i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.