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• (806): View more from Texas

  he shaved USA in his pubs

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.

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  drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm

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• (425): View more from Washington

  This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (406): View more from Montana

  she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.

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  Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp

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• (325): View more from Texas

  3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (631): View more from New York

  But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND

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• (631): View more from New York

  Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.

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• (716): View more from New York

  It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...

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• (585): View more from New York

  ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted

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