How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Is it because I queefed?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?