Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(607): View more from New York

How was dinner with ur grandparents?

(1-607): View more from New York

I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Is it because I queefed?

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(864): View more from South Carolina

u downloaded tardy 4 the party

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then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record

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(916): View more from California

she's into porn, im staying here tonight

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(646): View more from New York

Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.

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(415): View more from California

I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.

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Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?

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