For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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