i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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